Jake Kelly's Blog (Awful Word lol)

SB.TV IS LIVE!

jakekelly — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 23:35:11 +0000

Ok, ok, I know it launched at 6pm last night, but I been stupidly busy!

After watching all of the videos ENDLESS times, after waiting so so so long for somewhere official, its finally here! It drops BIG, countless attacks, even more BIG UPS from BIG NAMES! This can only mean one thing, yep, something BIG!

Jamal Edwards, is the brain child behind SBTV, and people need to recognise just how influential this badman is! Bringing you exclusives from Skepta, JME, Fem Fel & Jewels and also Tinchy Stryder weekly exclusive diary!

May SBTV reign supreme for a long time. Big up Jamal!

New Griminal track ft. MzBratt (HOT!)

jakekelly — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:51:00 +0000

Get on this! @Brattonline and @Griminal got a romeo and juliet ting going

Jake

N-Dubz In Rape Probe :/

jakekelly — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:44:59 +0000

N-Dubz stars Dappy and Fazer are to be questioned by a police-probe into an alleged rape at an after party, which took place after they performed at Butlins, Lincs on Friday night.

Although the UK rappers are not being treated as suspects, they have still been called in as potential witnesses after a women in her 20’s claimed she was beaten and raped in a chalet at the holiday venue, while her friends also claim they were struck by a male suspect.

A DJ friend of Dino Contostavlos (Dappy), and Richard Rawson (Fazer), has been arrested on suspicion of rape and common assult which took place at the Holiday Centre situated in Skegness.

Source: The Sun

Awesome Youtube Channel!

jakekelly — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:39:14 +0000

Im not a massive fan of advertising peoples Youtube channel, but Black the Rippers channel is proper good fun and even better music!! Really taking the game far!! Big respects!!!

Get in on it!

http://www.youtube.com/BlackMagikTV and get him on twitter @BlackTheRipper

Big up Black the Ripper!

Jake

Rihanna + Chase and Status = Good.

jakekelly — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:53:55 +0000

Nice one. I think Chase and Status have managed to do the undoable and polish a turd :O

Jake

Katie Price is a scutter! Fact.

jakekelly — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:21:01 +0000

I very rarely get dragged into reality TV show debates, but what a horrible, vile, slaggy, ugly, loudmouthed, common awful gutter rat Katie Price is. For all you people who dont know who Katie Price is….

What a stunner… wow… AWFUL!

Jake

A more “grown up” blog …

jakekelly — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:17:00 +0000

Well my last blog was literally a picture of a cock I made of salt at the Endeavour last night…. I thought I should actually post a normal one!

Just wanted to say thanks to: Sarah, Aaron, Jenni and Kim for last night was awesome fun!

I will try and get a picture of Aarons tv/ps3/360 set up and will blog it later!

Jake

Haha

jakekelly — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:15:14 +0000

Salt cock. Simples

2 Blog posts…. 1 Day :0

jakekelly — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 01:14:18 +0000

I know, i know, i know…. im a serial blogger! Ok, not quite, but thought would post this video as it’s a massive tune in the appropriate circles!

TUNE!

Jake

Caffeine: The Answer to all Lifes Issues…

jakekelly — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 10:50:05 +0000

Ok, so caffeine probably doesn’t make the world a better place, nor is the answer to any of the worldy problems. However, it does help me, which in turn helps my staff, which in turn helps customers etc etc you can see where I am going with that!

So when I want a cup of tea/can of relentless, why is it sooo hard to find a cash point that actually works! Tried for an hour and a half this morning. Cash point after cash point of “Currently Unavailable” WHAT! “Maybe you are out of money?” “Maybe you are overdrawn?” OR maybe Halifax are tossers and the systems are down therefore rendering all available funds null and void.

Excellent…..

All I wanted was a coffee…..

Jake